We know you’ve been waiting for our input on the coronavirus.
I mean, who wouldn’t want our opinion!
Well, here it is, in song form. It’s truly some of our finest work.
Scrub, scrub, scrub the front of your hands
Scrub, scrub, scrub the back of your hands
And get between the fingers
’cause that’s where the germs like to linger
and money is dirty, so send all your money to me.
Keep being good to one another and stay in touch.